How To Follow The Door in 2021


As you reflect on all that has transpired over the passing year, just remember that the Word of Jesus was the original super spreader.

But in the many years since the Door closed its doors all sorts of new religious sects have set up shop, and with them came many new gods in new guises and flashy raiment, slouching toward Bethlehem to be born. With so many new gods popping up all the time we needed a new array of communication tools to help report on it.

  • For those of you who want to catch up with the Door via email, I urge you to sign up for the newsletter. You’ll not only receive a digest of new posts from the Door website but also exclusive email-only content.
  • The Door is also on Facebook and Instagram these days, if that’s your thing. And we have a YouTube channel.
  • For the more tech savvy, we also have a nice RSS feed that updates itself every time new content is published to the Door website. If you don’t already have one, just do a search for “RSS feed readers” and pick one you like. Then copy/paste the feed URL ( into your reader.

As FDR said, there is nothing to fear but missing out.

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We’re Back, But We’ve Lost Our Rolodex

So, you’ve found us. We’ve come out of hiding. Well to be fair, we weren’t actually hiding as much as just sitting around waiting for you to call. We’ve been here all along but haven’t updated the site since we went digital in 2008. And since that turned out to be such an amazing year, it only seemed fitting to come back before the next recession. They say comedy is all about the timing. 

It’s already 2020 and yikes what a year, see what happens when we leave? Well the good news is that we’re back! Well, almost.

We have assembled a slightly younger and even more clueless crew to carry on the mantle.

Feel free to poke around this site and get reacquainted with some of the articles. And before you try to send us a message through one of our broken links to tell us… we know, these articles are old and out of date, you can’t leave comments, and most of the links don’t work. But that’s what happens when you are about to turn 50.

That’s right! Next year marks the 50th Anniversary of The Wittenburg Door and we can’t wait to share what we have in store. But unfortunately, you will have to. Just a little bit longer. I promise.

If you are a previous fan, contributor, or would like to be, send us an email. We have lost touch with everybody. Assume we have no way of contacting you if you were a previous subscriber or contributor. The previous gang lost the Rolodex.

We’d love to get in touch with all of you, old fans and new. Some say satire is a bit tricky these days, but I think we are up for the challenge. Let’s see what happens.

The new Doorkeepers are at your service.

-Gus Mujica, Publisher

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