Tiffany Sutton of Tempe, Arizona, didn’t really mean to attack her boyfriend Robert McDaniel with a knife, slice his leg, puncture his arm, shoulder and back, and cut into his neck and stomach, then chase him down with a pickax. You see, what happened is that she thought she was a vampire and she just wanted to taste his blood, and since they’d already agreed that she could tie him up, she just got thirsty and there was all that available hemoglobin there and well, you see how that could easily get out of control. Maricopa County Superior Court Judge David Udall patiently listened to her explanation, then sentenced her to 10 years in prison, ruling out the possibility of an early wedding.