Fairway to Heaven

05/15/2008


By Christopher Coffman

Buy a Golfer's Bible and get three top quality Christian Evangaballs absolutely free!

The Golfer’s Bible

Edited by Rod Parsley

It’s just too easy these days to forget how many golf references are woven into the narrative of scripture. You can almost drive right past them if you’re not looking.

Thankfully, renowned televangelist Rod Parsley has handed the Christian community a hole-in-one with his new Golfer's Bible. Rod's new take on scripture has helped many believers put a little purpose back into their putters.

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Nothing will help you tee off with confidence more than Pastor Parsley's commentary on apocalyptic literature.

Have you ever counted how many times the word "fore" appears in the Bible? After reading this Parsley translation for a few weeks, you’ll marvel when you run into verses like this:

"ThereFORE the woman ought to have a symbol of authority on her head, because of the angels." (1 Corinthians 11:10)

Verses like this help us understand the Great Commission in light of the greatest game ever played in polyester jumpsuits. Why "run the race" when you can "walk the course"?

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Evangaballs

From Rod Parsley Productions, Inc.

Why wrestle with "double-bogey-boredom" in your morning devotions when you can sink an "eagle" every day?

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Have you ever dreamed of taking the gospel out of the "clubhouse" and onto the "tee-box"? Aren’t you tired of having your prayer life in the rough? What if there was a practical way to bring a little salvation to someone caught in the sand trap of life?

Look no further than your local Christian pro shop. For a limited time, each bunker-busting Golfer's Bible purchased comes with a sleeve of three top quality Christian Evangaballs!

Evangaballs help golfers bridge the gap between the purpose-driven life and the putting green.

Each ball is neatly inscribed with a relevant passage of scripture from the New Testament (Torah Tees must be purchased separately at this time from RodandStaff.com).

Handcrafted underwater, with patented state of the art "Wheel Inside a Wheel" technology, Evangaballs are guaranteed to out-proselytize any ball on the market.

Imagine walking into a bunker and finding a ball with this message from Matthew 18:14…

"… your Father in heaven is not willing that any of these little ones should be lost. "

Think of it … every time you lose a ball, you help save a weary soul in the Master's Tournament.

A sloppy swing or two may even send a message of grace soaring into someone’s swimming pool.

What are you waiting for? GO FORE GOD!

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Austin mn | 06:03 am on 2/17/2011

No way!. I didn't even know they spell Fore like that. I thought they were just saying Four. Well of course there are a lot of words that contain Fore. austin mn realty. They too used words like beFORE as it's simple English. Not something to pick on in my opinion.

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Ashley | 10:34 am on 2/17/2011

Ohhh burn. I thought this post was about something else. Like some rules a golfer should never break. Morecambe Hotel. Instead I find this abberation :). It was funny to read anyway. And the fact that you find FORE a lot in the Bible only means that the word Before is over-used :)

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