I've Seen the Future, Benny, and It's Phrygia

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02.18.2008 | Comments(13)


Found Jesus? Been Saved? Here's the Scriptural Reason You Should SHUT THE FLIP UP!
By Joe Bob Briggs

Editor’s note: This exegesis of Galatians 1 by Door In-house Exegete Joe Bob Briggs was written in 1999 and is included in his massive upcoming three-volume Commentary on the Third Epistle of John, available in spring 2023 from Zondervan. READ MORE...

02.14.2008 | Comments(48)


I'm a Weak and Broken Heterosexual Man In Need of Ben Franklins

By John Green

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02.11.2008 | Comments(43)


Hell Abolished, God Adopts Gold Sticker System

By Jane Lebak

HEAVEN—One week after beginning His new Self-Esteem Initiative, God reports mixed responses to the biggest change in Human-Divine interaction since the Incarnation. READ MORE...

02.07.2008 | Comments(5441)


Justice Roy Moore Posts Ten Commandments of Driving

By David Sklar • Illustration by Jerry King

Former Justice Roy Moore of Alabama has opened a campaign to post the Vatican’s new Ten Commandments of Driving in local traffic courts across America. READ MORE...

02.07.2008 | Comments(18)


Eccentric Vineyard Owner Sued for Worker Exploitation

Tamara Jaffe-Notier

WITTENBURG DOOR PRESS—After repeated attempts to negotiate with management regarding the unusual pay scale at Grace Vineyards, the morning vineyard workers have taken their case to court. READ MORE...

02.05.2008 | Comments(9)


The Lost Gnostic Gospel of Feline Mercy

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02.01.2008 | Comments(6)


How to De-Program a Gen Y'er

By Howard Bowman • Illustration by Andres Alvez

In response to surveys showing a lack of conversational skills stemming from an over-reliance on video games, text messaging and TiVo, a number of American mainline churches have begun to offer classes in fellowship and social conversation with Generation Y’ers. READ MORE...

01.30.2008 | Comments(10)


Join me, Paige Patterson, and together let's get Medieval on some heretic hiney!

By Paul Smith

Greetings, fellow God-fearing Christians!

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01.29.2008 | Comments(35)


John Eldredge: How Wild Is He?

“Early Celtic believers referred to the Holy Spirit as the Wild Goose, a name rightly describing the unfettered, free, and wild nature of God.”
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01.29.2008 | Comments(32)