Megachurch Vision Statements (You’re Not Likely to See)

By Jamie Crossan

• We wanna make ur earz bleed, u grok?

• We dream of a time when every soul shalt love the timbrel. Verily.


01.06.2008 | Comments(25)

2008 Resolutions of the Televangelists
By Skippy R.

Pat Robertson: I will not make delusional predictions for the coming year unless at least one of my previous predictions at least partially came true. I will repeat this resolution three times a day so I don't forget it.


01.04.2008 | Comments(96)

Camel Passes Through Eye of Needle

By Siarlys Jenkins

Multitudes of church members and visitors errrupted in cries of joy on December 19th, when a camel successfully passed through the eye of a needle during the Live Animal Nativity Pageant sponsored by Oakwood Pond Assembly of God. READ MORE...

01.02.2008 | Comments(5)

The Lord of the Dance
By Robert Darden

They said there'll be snow at Christmas
They said there'll be peace on Earth

12.17.2007 | Comments(6)

Woman Delivered From Christmas Spirit

By John Green

Tulsa—Mary Jo Haglin knew that something was wrong—she just didn’t know what it was. READ MORE...

12.10.2007 | Comments(39)

Jesus Weary of Being Lifted Higher

By Tamara Jaffe-Notier


12.03.2007 | Comments(41)

Thou Art SICKO
By Robert Darden

Mark 8:
22 They came to Bethsaida. Some people brought a blind man to the disciples and begged them to allow Jesus to touch him. READ MORE...

11.29.2007 | Comments(42)

Some Things Jesus Would NOT Say

By Fred Allen

Yabba Dabba Doo


"Do you know the way to San Jose?"

"Finders keepers, losers weepers."

11.13.2007 | Comments(21)

Pat Robertson's Dark Night of the Soul
By Joe Bob Briggs

Dear Diary:

Rudy called today. Such a nice man. Why they call him abrasive Ill never know. It’s the Enemies. They’re everywhere. Rudy said he needs help on the A Issue. READ MORE...

11.11.2007 | Comments(7)

Least Favorite Children's Bible Stories

By Dale Dobson · Illustration by Michael Walker


11.10.2007 | Comments(13)