Megachurch Vision Statements (You’re Not Likely to See)
By Jamie Crossan
• We wanna make ur earz bleed, u grok?
• We dream of a time when every soul shalt love the timbrel. Verily.
01.06.2008 | Comments(24)2008 Resolutions of the Televangelists
Pat Robertson: I will not make delusional predictions for the coming year unless at least one of my previous predictions at least partially came true. I will repeat this resolution three times a day so I don't forget it.
01.04.2008 | Comments(94)
Camel Passes Through Eye of Needle
By Siarlys Jenkins
Multitudes of church members and visitors errrupted in cries of joy on December 19th, when a camel successfully passed through the eye of a needle during the Live Animal Nativity Pageant sponsored by Oakwood Pond Assembly of God. READ MORE...
01.02.2008 | Comments(1)
The Lord of the Dance
They said there'll be snow at Christmas
They said there'll be peace on Earth READ MORE...
Woman Delivered From Christmas Spirit
By John Green
Tulsa—Mary Jo Haglin knew that something was wrong—she just didn’t know what it was. READ MORE...
12.10.2007 | Comments(35)
Thou Art SICKO
Mark 8:
22 They came to Bethsaida. Some people brought a blind man to the disciples and begged them to allow Jesus to touch him. READ MORE...
Some Things Jesus Would NOT Say
"Oops."
"Do you know the way to San Jose?"
"Finders keepers, losers weepers." READ MORE...
11.13.2007 | Comments(21)Pat Robertson's Dark Night of the Soul
Dear Diary:
Rudy called today. Such a nice man. Why they call him abrasive Ill never know. It’s the Enemies. They’re everywhere. Rudy said he needs help on the A Issue. READ MORE...
11.11.2007 | Comments(7)
Least Favorite Children's Bible Stories
By Dale Dobson · Illustration by Michael Walker
11.10.2007 | Comments(8)