Joe Bob Harmonizes the Gospels
By Joe Bob Briggs

Illustration by David Pugliese

I'm tired of people bitchin' all the time about how the gospels don't make sense because Mark says something different from Matthew who says something different from Luke, and then John goes off on a whole crazy tangent. How long we been doing this, people? Three hundred years?

Let's settle this, all right?

11.08.2007 | Comments(53)

Titus Refuses To Come Out of His Trailer
By Joe Bob Briggs

48 A.D., Antioch
Paul is hanging out with Barnabas. Enter Peter.

Paul: What the—?!

Peter: Surprise!

10.15.2007 | Comments(70)