Hardcore Baptist Pick-up Lines

By Scott La Counte

Baby, you’re like a burning bush. I feel like Moses, all I want is a glimpse of the Promised Land.

You look like the whore of Babylon—and I mean that in a good way. READ MORE...

01.25.2008 | Comments(82)

Free The Dog!
By Joe Bob Briggs

How does Don Imus get a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, but Duane “Dog the Bounty Hunter” Chapman grovels all the way across the entire talk show circuit and they still won’t put his show back on? READ MORE...

01.24.2008 | Comments(28)

InfoCision - "To order a mircle, press 3..."
01.16.2008 | Comments(1)

God Deleted From Worship, Replaced With Ricky Ricardo
By Joe Bob Briggs

Professors at Dallas Theological Seminary published a position paper Tuesday eliminating the concept of “God” and/or “Lord” from Christian worship and replacing it with worship of the Bible only. READ MORE...

01.16.2008 | Comments(50)

Ted Haggard Pinched My Butt

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The Rehab Diary of Ted's Therapist

By Todd Outcalt

January 2, 2007
     We met with Ted for the first time last night. He seemed in good spirits, though his eyes were a bit bloodshot and he cast a few flirtatious glances toward Jack. READ MORE...

01.10.2008 | Comments(8)

2008 Resolutions of the Televangelists
By Skippy R.

Pat Robertson: I will not make delusional predictions for the coming year unless at least one of my previous predictions at least partially came true. I will repeat this resolution three times a day so I don't forget it.


01.04.2008 | Comments(96)

Religion Year in Review 2007
By Skippy R.

Mother Teresa: Come Be My Light, a collection of the humanitarian's previously unpublished letters, revealed her to be a big ol' whiner.

• Evangelicals, embarrassed by their previous environmental insensitivity before recently becoming "green," turned a bright orange in 2007. READ MORE...

12.30.2007 | Comments(3)

Preaching Till It Hurts

Hard As Nails

Reviewed by Becky Garrison

Entering the auditorium of St. Gabriel Catholic School in the same neighborhood of Queens that spawned Jackie Robinson, Willie Mays and Malcolm X, I couldn’t keep my eyes off this urban punk doing pushups and rapping at the top of his lungs. READ MORE...

12.18.2007 | Comments(30)

The Lord of the Dance
By Robert Darden

They said there'll be snow at Christmas
They said there'll be peace on Earth

12.17.2007 | Comments(6)

Jesus Schedules December Vacation, Will Miss His Birthday
By Joe Bob Briggs

It's impossible to celebrate Christmas without first expressing your opinion about Christmas.

If you're Bill O'Reilly, it's a chance to scream Merry Goldang Christmas! READ MORE...

12.13.2007 | Comments(25)