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Joe Bob Briggs
Founder, Focus on the Dysfunctional Family
04.27.2008 | Comments(3)

At Least She Was Working on the Relationship

Sheriff’s deputies responding to a disturbance call at a Motel 6 in Hagerstown, Maryland, asked James Jackson why he had a car key embedded in his temple, just above his right ear. Jackson explained—before being admitted for key-removal surgery at Washington County Hospital—that he had been having an argument with his girlfriend, Rana Momen-Kinnard, when she attempted to ignite his brain. We could have told her, from years of couples counseling, that a male brain in that situation will not turn over.


Process Deist | 07:03 am on 4/28/2008

Next time, he will probably buy a car with keyless entry.
They are so much more user friendly.

that calvinist doug | 07:46 am on 4/28/2008

not as messy as running him over with the car, but still, not as satisfying...

SRebbe | 10:03 pm on 4/28/2008

never knew there was a special surgery for that.
and no, a car key doesn't get a male brain to turn over. still trying to work on some rewiring myself... anyone know a good engineer?

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