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02.15.2008 | Comments(8)

Assud the cowardly lion

Hamas' new children's TV show host is a Jew-eating bunny! This would normally be funny, in a Borat kind of way, but it's not satire. Its, um, real. Watch the video clip and let the creepiness wash over you.

When we last visited the Palestinian children's show Pioneers of Tomorrow, the star was Farfur the Mouse. He was killed by an Israeli soldier. Farfur was succeeded by Nahoul the Bee. But Nahoul got sick and died when he couldn't get to Egypt for medical attention because of the Israeli blockade of Gaza. In the latest segments, Nahoul has been replaced by Assud the Bunny.

Assud and his diminutive little girl co-host chat about their willingness to be martyrs for the homeland and rid the Al-Aqsa mosque of the "filth of the Jews." Then a listener calls to ask Assud, whose name means "Lion," why he isn't called simply "Rabbit."

"Because a rabbit is not good. He's a coward. But I, Assud, will get rid of the Jews, Allah willing, and I will eat them up, Allah willing, right?"

Right? Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't brainwashing children to blow themselves up by killing innocent civilians fit into the "cowardly" definition somewhere?

But don't worry about the cowardly "lion." If the show follows its trajectory, Assud will die soon. That's how these uplifting Hamas scripts always end.

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Comments(8)

Normally on the fence | 07:24 am on 2/16/2008

I'm not usually one to be all anti-Palestine and pro Israeli but seriously, come on. How can you ever expect to be legitimized on the world stage when you keep pulling shit like this. Its like in that movie Munich when they were in the safe house and the Palestinian was saying that as the fighting continues from generation to generation the world will see how much the Palestinians are being mistreated and will join their side. Umm not if you guys keep pulling crap like this and detonating suicide bombs in public places. They are the only ones who are buying that whole every member of society is an enemy combatant crap.

Ive been listening to a lot of sermons on the Koran lately by Muslims and they really believe that one day Islam will completely take over the world and subdue it. Sorry bud, it'll never happen. Diluted to the 10th degree.

Josh c | 08:26 am on 2/16/2008

Looks like he won't be singing out of Barney's song book any time soon

TheDonQuixotic | 02:34 pm on 2/16/2008

ahhhahah!!! this is kinda weirdddd!

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